what the fuck is one piece

let's Doflamingle at Dressrosa

fordarkisthesuede asked: Well if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure Doffy's death(here's hoping!)/defeat by Luffy and Traffy will be totally rated as 10 outta 10. It'll definitely be a 10 on the satisfaction scale!

those’d be good tens to counteract the bad ones. I accept them into my heart and hope for their success.

#fordarkisthesuede #erimies

noblethief asked: Incidentally, Doflamingo's birthday month is also the number 10. So he has that number twice now.

WHAT. Oh man he’s a Libra as well. Like just barely. Dammit.

#noblethief

spiralhatpirate asked: does this mean Doflamingo received even more negative panda points?

So many. TEN IS A NUMBER FOR GOOD, DAMN YOU *shakes fist* it’s the number of my birthday month and day so yeah that’s an IMPORTANT GODDAMN NUMBER HE CAN’T HAVE IT.

#spiralhatpirate

Anonymous asked: Seeing as your hatred of Doffy has gone up by quite a lot, I thought you'd like to know that he's 10 feet tall. Yes, Doffy is 305 cm tall (or 10'00") on the nose. Doffy's worst enemy? Low ceilings! Or really any sort of ceiling at all. That must've been a fun growth spurt when he hit puberty. I wonder how many times he hit his head on the ceiling when he sat up in bed... What is with the heights in One Piece? Everyone's so tall... -Don't Panic and Carry a Towel

It actually sorta irks me that he’s ten feet tall because my favorite number is ten. He has no place being the height of my favorite number. I hope he has accidentally bumped his head while going through a door in public.

#Anonymous #don't panic and carry a towel

New headcanon: Doffy’s a terrible rapper. His stage name is Mackleless.


Couldn’t resist. If your computer allows fonts to be added you can download the font Wild Words Italic Bold here. (To be fair not sure if it’s exact cause I cheated with resizing and spacing :P)

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Couldn’t resist. If your computer allows fonts to be added you can download the font Wild Words Italic Bold here. (To be fair not sure if it’s exact cause I cheated with resizing and spacing :P)

Thank you very much <333333333333333333333333333

#a better version you guys!! #submission
#I curse the fact I didn't know what the original font was

erimies replied to your post: Just realized that Doffy’s dad is prob…

I don’t think it’s him. Otohime did the thing ten years ago, and Doffy’s dad has been dead for, what, thirty?

oh right yeah Doffy is old. Wow. So there are TWO families of not completely horrible celestials I guess?

#erimies

Just realized that Doffy’s dad is probably the one who did the thing for the fishmen because he’s the only canon non asshole celestial. Is the thing still valid if that’s the case, who the fuck knows.

#ask-moria

man I just noticed someone tagged me for one of those tagged ask thingies and I didn’t notice, it was in my mentions (the pink @s) and I didn’t notice it for a month! I’m very sorry, I’ll do it now.

I was tagged by flaw-lass

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#usopp #usopp I love you #it's because he's such a strange looking man that strange things look good on him

Anonymous asked: You know, Doffy's past would've been more sympathetic if it weren't for the whole "killed his dad and took his decapitated head back to the Celestial Dragons" part of it. If he had just murdered his dad, he'd be slightly more sympathetic, but he'd still be a dick. Attempting to go back to the Celestial Dragons and then throwing a hissy when he couldn't was what made him a spoiled brat. At least in my book. I can't wait to see how Corazon dealt with his dad's death. -Don't Panic and Carry a Towel

I keep seeing Corazon as the worried brother who gets more worried about Doffy and tries to look after him while gently trying to get his bro to change, and he fails and is killed by the very person he was trying to help.

#don't panic and carry a towel #Anonymous